12/28/2013

ANGELS

WITH LOVE, SIMONE SMITH!

THE WATER WAS DRAWN AS I ENTERED THE POWDER ROOM. 
SITTING NEXT TO THE HANDLES,
 HE SPRINKLED THE LAVENDER BATH SALT.
"BABY I'M NOT LEAVING TONIGHT. I KNOW YOU LOOKING FOR THAT NEW LOVE, BUT WHAT WILL I DO WITH OUT YOUR LOVE? WE CAME TO PARTY, SO GIVE ME LOVE BECAUSE US SPLITTING IS NO OPTION. SOMETHING ABOUT YOU MAKES ME PUT THE WORLD ON HOLD, ASK THE BARTENDER PLEASE DOUBLE MY DRINK, MY LADY'S TALKING CRAZY. SO BRING THAT SEXY BODY BACK HOME TO ME, PLEASE." 
CLICK
RING RING RING,
AS THE PHONE RINGS PUFF ANSWERED 
"WHADDUP?"
"HOLD THE PHONE, ARE YOU THAT NIGGA BETWEEN MY SHEETZ?"
PUFF LAUGHED "NA BRO CHILL, I'M JUST BABYSITTING YOUR LADY WHILE YOUR IN TIME OUT."
"OH MAN PUFF THIS CHIP IS GETTING CLOSER, CAN YOU GET JIGGA TO PLEASE WIPE THE DIRT OFF MY SHOULDERS AND PUT WET ON THE PHONE!"
"NO YELLING L, CHILL."
"HELLO"
"BABY I LIVE FOR YOU AND TOGETHER WE'RE THE GREATEST, TELL ME YOU STILL LOVE ME!"
"HELLO, HELLO"
RING RING
 "THE PHONE HUNG UP, WHAT DID YOU SAY... IN FACT I'LL BE BACK MONDAY, WE'LL TALK THEN! LOVE YOU! MWAH!"  


LMAO

ANGEL D. SANCHEZ