RING.....RING....
BEST FRIENDS, WHATS UP GIRL?
MY STRUGGLES ARE ABOUT TO MAKE ME HAVE A MELTDOWN.
B4 YOU LOSE CONTROL, LET ME FLY THESE FRIENDLY SKIES 2 U!!!
AS SHE BEEPED ME 911, THIS SMOOTH CHICK HAD 2 COME RESCUE HER. I GOT THERE AND THIS BAD MAN HAD HER TEARY EYED. HE'S GOT ME LOSING MY MIND, AND THE ONLY LOVE I'M GETTING IS FROM MY MOMMY. ALL N MY GRILL ABOUT ALL THESE HOT BOYS.. SO I HAD TO ASK HIM ABOUT ALL THE RAIN HE SENDS MY WAY. YELLING AT HIM ABOUT STICKIN CHICKENS, YET NO TIME FOR ME. AS SHE WAS GOING OFF I TOLD HER PASS DA BLUNT, WE NEED SUM GREEN. TIME AND TIME AGAIN, I PLEAD WITH HIM WHY U WANNA HURT ME? HE JUST SAYS U ALL IN MY GRILL, WITH UR CRAZY FEELINGS. ON & ON, I WAS 4 MY MAN, BUT THIS SHIT GOT A BITCH GOING CRAZY. IN DA REAL WORLD, MY PIE IS IRRESISTIBLE DELICIOUS. TOLD HER DUST IT OFF GIRL, IT'S PARTY TIME. LET'S GETTAWAY, AND FIND YOU SUM JOY. AS I MADE THE CALL 2 FUEL UP THE JET, THE TINTS CAME. HAD MY LADY MARMALADE FUNKY FRESH DRESSED, AND WE RUN THIS. THE PHONE STARTED RINGING, SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE HEARD THIS ALL B4. ITS OVER AND DONE. MY BEST FRIEND SAID WAKE UP AND KEEP IT MOVIN, UR PUSSYCAT IS 2 GOLDEN FOR HIS TARNISHED WAYS. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING THE PAIN, AND I'M GONNA SLIDE OUT. IM SUPA DUPA FLY AND UR NO LONGER WORTHY OF MY PIE. CAN U HEAR ME HELLO, HELLO. AIN'T IT FUNNY YOU KEPT ME AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND, KEPT SAYING SHE'S A BITCH. NOW SHE TELLING ME RELEASE THE TENSION AND SWAT THAT FLY. TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND SHAKE UR POM POM. TIME TO GO TO THE FLOOR AND GET UR FREAK ON. GO HURT SUMTHIN. THESE BEAT BITERS WANT TO ACT LIKE THEY CAN BUSA RHYME, THEY DON'T WANT TO FUCK WIT ME. I HIT EM WIT DA HEE, AND LEAVE EM SO ADDICTIVE. DAMN I LOVE THE WAY MY BFF SOCK IT TO ME. SHES LIKE A THROW AWAY NINA AND SHE JUST GO CLICK CLACK WITH FEVER. BACK IN THE DAY WE WAS THE TAG TEAM, HOW'D I EVER LET LAMES TAKE OVER ME. SHES LIKE A PILL OF X-TASY, HAVE U ON HIGHER GROUND. SHE SLAP SLAP SLAP, ANYBODY FOR ME THEN SAY WHATCHA GONNA DO? MR. DJ PLEASE THROW AN OLD SCHOOL JOINT ON AND PLAY THAT BEAT. I'VE CHANGED AND WANT ALL THE GOSSIP FOLKS TO KNOW WE DID IT.
NOW STEP OFF BEFORE WE LICK SHOTS.
FEEL BETTER, BFF? LOL GOT NOTHING BUT LUV 4 U.... HA HA BYE BYE ONE MINUTE MEN.
BEST FRIENDS, WHATS UP GIRL?
MY STRUGGLES ARE ABOUT TO MAKE ME HAVE A MELTDOWN.
B4 YOU LOSE CONTROL, LET ME FLY THESE FRIENDLY SKIES 2 U!!!
AS SHE BEEPED ME 911, THIS SMOOTH CHICK HAD 2 COME RESCUE HER. I GOT THERE AND THIS BAD MAN HAD HER TEARY EYED. HE'S GOT ME LOSING MY MIND, AND THE ONLY LOVE I'M GETTING IS FROM MY MOMMY. ALL N MY GRILL ABOUT ALL THESE HOT BOYS.. SO I HAD TO ASK HIM ABOUT ALL THE RAIN HE SENDS MY WAY. YELLING AT HIM ABOUT STICKIN CHICKENS, YET NO TIME FOR ME. AS SHE WAS GOING OFF I TOLD HER PASS DA BLUNT, WE NEED SUM GREEN. TIME AND TIME AGAIN, I PLEAD WITH HIM WHY U WANNA HURT ME? HE JUST SAYS U ALL IN MY GRILL, WITH UR CRAZY FEELINGS. ON & ON, I WAS 4 MY MAN, BUT THIS SHIT GOT A BITCH GOING CRAZY. IN DA REAL WORLD, MY PIE IS IRRESISTIBLE DELICIOUS. TOLD HER DUST IT OFF GIRL, IT'S PARTY TIME. LET'S GETTAWAY, AND FIND YOU SUM JOY. AS I MADE THE CALL 2 FUEL UP THE JET, THE TINTS CAME. HAD MY LADY MARMALADE FUNKY FRESH DRESSED, AND WE RUN THIS. THE PHONE STARTED RINGING, SAID YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE HEARD THIS ALL B4. ITS OVER AND DONE. MY BEST FRIEND SAID WAKE UP AND KEEP IT MOVIN, UR PUSSYCAT IS 2 GOLDEN FOR HIS TARNISHED WAYS. IT'S TIME FOR ME TO BRING THE PAIN, AND I'M GONNA SLIDE OUT. IM SUPA DUPA FLY AND UR NO LONGER WORTHY OF MY PIE. CAN U HEAR ME HELLO, HELLO. AIN'T IT FUNNY YOU KEPT ME AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND, KEPT SAYING SHE'S A BITCH. NOW SHE TELLING ME RELEASE THE TENSION AND SWAT THAT FLY. TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND SHAKE UR POM POM. TIME TO GO TO THE FLOOR AND GET UR FREAK ON. GO HURT SUMTHIN. THESE BEAT BITERS WANT TO ACT LIKE THEY CAN BUSA RHYME, THEY DON'T WANT TO FUCK WIT ME. I HIT EM WIT DA HEE, AND LEAVE EM SO ADDICTIVE. DAMN I LOVE THE WAY MY BFF SOCK IT TO ME. SHES LIKE A THROW AWAY NINA AND SHE JUST GO CLICK CLACK WITH FEVER. BACK IN THE DAY WE WAS THE TAG TEAM, HOW'D I EVER LET LAMES TAKE OVER ME. SHES LIKE A PILL OF X-TASY, HAVE U ON HIGHER GROUND. SHE SLAP SLAP SLAP, ANYBODY FOR ME THEN SAY WHATCHA GONNA DO? MR. DJ PLEASE THROW AN OLD SCHOOL JOINT ON AND PLAY THAT BEAT. I'VE CHANGED AND WANT ALL THE GOSSIP FOLKS TO KNOW WE DID IT.
NOW STEP OFF BEFORE WE LICK SHOTS.
FEEL BETTER, BFF? LOL GOT NOTHING BUT LUV 4 U.... HA HA BYE BYE ONE MINUTE MEN.