So member when you were in elementary and you read those books where, at the end of the chapter you got to choose what adventure you wanted to go on???? Well this story is gonna be where you can pick the adventure of the character. lol So let's go space balls again and take an adventure lol back to emerald city again...lol
Teach U A Lesson
Ring.... Ring....Ring...
"Hello"
"Turn to MTV" Click.........................................................
Went and turned on my TV, now what I saw disturbed me. My man was sitting next to Mrs. Deep throat the bottle, I thought ain't this some shit. They was quite comfy as she kept touching on his belly. So I sent him a txt: thought u was with ur peps? No reply, so no I did not cry- aint got time 4 that lame shit. Instead I called Sasha told her "I'm putting on the Fuck em dress, lets go meet Puff on the dance floor." She said "Oh u caught the show, ouch." "What time u want to roll?" I responded "8 don't b late!!!"
She arrived right on time, had to blow some doze to get him off the mind. We got to the Playaz Club saw Kanye and Loso in line, "Damn Mrs. Diva wheres ur man?" I gave them the eye. "Damn she saw the show," shaking there head. Got into the club, Diddy already had a cold glass of bub waiting 4 me. J-Lo said "girl lets talk, cos you know the liquor is never the cure." I said "you right but I'm feeling more than tight." Mrs. Lo looked at me and said "I kno, I kno I caught the show." "Damn was this pay preview fight night?" I responded "LOL grl I'm here, vent let it blow" Mrs. Lo said. "See I kno you been here b4 with Mr. Puff, so tell me am I playing the fool? Here goes everything." I said
Funny how his songs are minutes long about all the shit he'd do when he got me. Yet it's been official for some time and he still hides me behind closed doors. Gave up a dream job to make him feel secure, mourned all other next so he'd never worry about becoming an ex. Even took his last name, yet I'm not even someone he claims. Became his personal stylist, had him roc'n tailor made shit. Upgr8ed the level of game he was on, now my names no where to be found. Gave up trips and concerts to spend QT with him- on the phone.... WTF where's my brain at yo? Was waiting patiently while he was months on tour. Passed every test he gave and this is my thanks. No calls, the emails stoped and I'm supposed to be okay with this? Fuck that and any other shit he's on!!! If Jersey girl is what he wants, I'm packing up and leaving kid. He was talking how his other girls was deceiving, yet he just showed me four reasons y I should b leaving. To boot I'm getting more love from his CEO's, now whats really going on?
I didn't get mad when he was bedrocking everybody with his dance. Even let it slide when Veronica was up in my ride. Didn't say a thing when he never mentioned me, oh and let him still play his game when the status on his FB & Myspace never got changed. Never complained when he announced someone else's name, when I said yes to his last name. Shit even let him I code me & all the phones, even changed my blog- wth is wrong with me. Oh musta been when he said forever!!! J-Lo said "I know, u know who did the same thing to me, it's just men in the industry." "Yea but we married, this shit is sr8 shady." I said.
Well now we know what he be doin on "tour", having face time with miss no class drunk ass!!! Chris told me to chuck the deuces n Mr. Wow told me I'll b the one to lick ur juices. Diddy ordered more bottles then said, "If you leave him without a trace, you'll roc his world." Usher added "OMG, how could he do that to a PYT? If you want we can do more than a few things. I'll pay 4 everything so he won't find a clue. Been there done that and he's had you sitting alone for way 2 long; If he don't get right, he's just dead wrong." I looked at him and said "I agree, UR lets do this, It's about time it's him I diss. Can't believe he had me thinking I was the one he missed, yet posing perfect pictures so the sly shit I couldn't catch. Had me reading what he only wanted me 2 see. Well no more I'm Done!!!"
Diddy said "I'm looking 4 a Sean John model and my scents can b ur sponsors." J Lo said "Love and Glamour, teach him a lesson it's the only way he's gonna know how it burns." So I Ustreamed him "I'm going on vaca with Lo, Diddy and UR, have fun on ur tour see u when I see u. I'm leaving the phone so stick ur codes up ur mode. I'm moving out the house I told you from jump, all I wanted was a HOME!!! I never asked u 4 shit but 2 L O V E me. The black card u maxed out on ur other hoes b4 me, so wheres my amx red u promised? Been contradicting everything u once said, I'm threw leasing you this here is dead. So when u come 2 ur senses and realize ur neglecting ur diamond and she needs polishing. Don't b mad when she never needed u 2 shine kid. Plus what happened to making things right and going in 4 life???? Shit when was it u decided to pick this fight??? All right well my buzz is kicking in and I'm done with this convo. Mrs. Lo told me no more he ain't even say ur name, he ain't acting right. So until u do right and kill everything, I am 1 person U will never see!!!! You want to roll around town with all them other hoes, go head and do so cos UR n Dwayne Johnson said they won't let me leave solo." And that was the end of that convo.
Dwayne started spitting in my ear I want to follow u like twitter and add a new face to my book. Help me change clothes and redo my blog. That's when I looked at my phone 4 the time but it was dead. So I said DJ letz ride to club Bedz hop'd in my G22 and sure enuff we was gone......
Now what would you do in her situation?
Would u take the vaca? Turn to page 6
Does her man get the message and call her confessing? Turn to page 4
Does she end up leaving him and become a famous spokes model? Turn to page 8
Was this all a valuable lesson and he knows how to fix it? Turn to page 22
Stay tuned 4 the next choose ur own adventure on "Life on Marz" !!