LMAO since it was such a huge hit and wanted by popular demand, I had to do part deuces for my fans.
Life On Marz
Now for those of you who turned to page 6 and took the vaca, sit back relax, feel the sun and lets drink you sum bub. Let's go spaceballz again!!!!!
Shit we got 2 the Island of None Ya about a quarter 2 3. Got off the G22, collected our bags, drove to our bungalow suite. As we walked in, an endless ocean view is all u seen. You could see the ocean from the clear floor bottom. We was walking with nemo & all these fish under our feet. J Lo looked @ me "he still in ur head?" "A lil bit, I suppose but nothing a bottle of rose can't fade away." I turned and said. Then Diddy, UR, and Mario walked in "yo the island's having a block party this weekend, M.I.M.S. is the host and every1's gonna b jam'n. Oh and since dude's on tour, we black ball'd him from the show. So we gonna party 4 sho." J Lo looked @ him "damn I feel like I been here b4." UR said "It do feel familiar, I'm reminded of Chilli." Diddy responded "It shoulda never changed!" As his eyes went J Lo's way. You could tell the sparks was still there, as UR & I both stared. We was like how come they haven't made up yet? LOL we both LOL we knew what each other was thinking. So I interrupted the stare "alright let's go cold roc a party. Us ladies need 2 1,2 step & get ready!" All of a sudden is when I got the call, I answered "a lil late I'm on vaca and the service is outta date." Then I threw my voyager in the water.
J Lo and I got done about a lil after 7, the fellas came in "we hungry, let's go have sum dinner." As we got to the hall, we walked into fillet minion with the fully loaded potato and sum green beans on the side. Diddy gave a toast "2 the bad guys and said no more of those, leave them 2 the hoes" as he stared @ J Lo. See their chemistry was smoking endlessly. I thought they miss each other tremendously, shaking my head. We ate, laughed, enjoyed each others company, drank sum drinks and was happy as can be. That's when the butler walked in, "the block party is starting shortly." So UR & I took a shot of Conjure, while Diddy and JLo chased the Ciroc. Said thanks to the chef and got up out of there.
Walked across the island to see everybody jam'n and dancing in the sands. Looked like Weekend @ Bernies pt 4. Who wasn't on the floor? We had the Big Boi's making it the year 3000, with the 40's getting poured at every door. The Bedz was made, as Spades was getting sprayed out. Kanye and T.I. was spitting 112 verses. While on stage 2 Miss Keri, Eve, and Ms. Jade was fighting temptation. Over on 4 M.E., 702 and Nikki was yelling this is 4 my people. Just when You thought it couldn't get no better Cassidy, KISS n J Cole was roc'n cold while Jeremiah was singing the hook. As I got 2 stage 3 I stood there in ahhh right b4 my eyes, LL, Timbo, Jay-Z, Fabo and JT bringing sexy back. Felt like I was livin spacejam 4 sho. I've been a lot of shows but damn call B.O.B. cos we bruno marz'n 4 sure. Tell him make sure not 2 miss his flight, cos we above the rim up here.
Man I couldn't believe all the royalty, Kings and Queens playing in the All-Star 2 nte. All the starz was shinning bright, It was 2 good not 2 light. You could smell the doze in the salt air, man this bitch was live. Every1 was off the hook, it was 2 hard not 2 look. As I got back 2 the cabana all you heard was the J-the I-the M-the M-the Y @ JIMMYS. As the smoke from the Havana's was getting blown, shit this was Ill Will not 1 person in no1's grill. As the night went on and clothes became less on, Diddy and J Lo was on the couch cress'n. Diddy looked at J Lo "I got a confession, my head got 2 puff'd up from the game, back in the day. Well my ego loved the girls screaming my name. I know u with lame, but tell me you feel the same." Giggling J Lo responded "boy stop playing, you just feeling ciroc n conjure'n ideas. " Then he grabbed her and sucked her face off. They didn't care who was there, Diddy looked at her n said " I want ur baby." She smiled "what am I suppose 2 tell the Mr. @ home with my babies?" "Tell him I said, oh that was ur girl, here's a GPS lol try n find her. You shoulda never been anybody else's Mrs.'s, I shoulda been the only Mr.!!! I'm sorry I shoulda locked you down, 4 what it's worth I'm missing you. I'll do anything 365 days making lost time up 2 u. Tell me boo what must I do? I've been a prisoner for 2 long, I just want 2 b free again. Don't answer, don't even think about it, let's aboard my yacht; let's go island hop." "Well I ain't Kelly and you ain't Nelly, no reason 4 a dilemma." J Lo handed me her phone "I wont get service anyway." That was the last of them we seen that weekend.
I looked @ her phone 4 the time, damn it's already 2, this show is off the hook. Then her phone stared ringing, off the hook.
"Hello"
"About time I get threw"
"Oh Mrs. J Lo can't come to the phone"
"That's alright, I wasn't calling 4 her"
"Okay well what can I help u with?"
"Fixing our relationship!"
"Damn how'd u get her number?"
"U sound like Trina, here we go again."
"Please save ur words, go call the big brother's n cry 2 them again. Surprised ur nose ain't growing with them lies u selling"
"Listen to me"
"Naw I'm on None Ya Island, I ain't got time 4 arguing"
"Good cos either do I, I'm trying 2 work this out"
"Well when I'm back in the states, I'll send u a tell a gram"
Click.
I opened my bungalow suite to rose petals scattered all over the floor. The candles were lit, gifts were everywhere. As I looked around I seen him on bended knee. "I'm sorry." The phone slipped right out my hand. "How, where, WTF, who told you the Island I was hop'n? Naw better yet, I'm tired take ur love crap n hit the sand jack. This was my get away, I didn't book u on this trip, matter fact you got black balled. Go back 2 Mrs. Chug a Bottle!" I turned around 2 walk away when he grabbed me from behind, and wouldn't let me go no where. "Stop!" Rolling my eyes I turned around to face my daimMn, and said. "Listen, It's not that this ain't a beautiful set up, It is... but really what are you expecting?" He responded as he walked me 2 the bed. "Well 1st I'm gonna tie this tie around ur mouth, it's time you get shut up." He lay'd me on the covers and tied me to the bed. Then took a blindfold 2 cover my eye's, I shook my head as I gave a lil grin. Thinking 2 myself, I dislike the way he makes me give in. "I know but I played this 2 win!" He said. Uhh, I don't like how u get in my head. LOL "Maybe you'll understand, I already mastered your plan. I belong 2 U, I am ur HOME. No more out the door when you feel you need 2 rome." He firmly said.
Damn I felt like Gina nobody does it better, where's Lauryn Hill cos he was killing shit softly. As he touched me and teased me, he pleaded his case. Ne dam te nikom damn he's licking me with that tongue again. He had me singing with my sisters, I got so weak. He grin'd and said "you gotta know how much I love ur smile. I like when you surrender, I'll admit I kut this klose." All I could do was speak threw my head, I was spellbound forever, his girl sr8 up he had me taken!!! Then he took the blindfold off my eyes and took the tie out off my mouth. "I got a surprise." A minute later he got a remote and the celling opened.... "Wow what a sight" no sooner then I said that fireworks filled the sky Always n Forever written across the night. "All this cos I'm that type of guy, I do it bigger then ur dreams, stop fighting with me. Just face it my lil Carrie I'm ur Mr. Big!!!"
Well kiddo's it's that time again, 2 hop in the G22 and have the DJ play the tunes; while we head 2 club Bedz. So if u chose a different page, that'll b uncovered on another date. 4 now pick another adventure of what you want to see.
Does J Lo and Diddy ever go back to the city? Turn 2 page 3
Did Carrie really find her Mr. Big? Turn 2 page 24
How was the rest of the Island's party that weekend and what other guest's made their way to the stage? Turn to page 34
Stay tuned 4 the next adventure of Life On Marz!!!!! ;0^