9/26/2010

A Night Cap Pt1.... ;0*

Okay so I did something I haven't done since, shoot I don't remember, at least middle school.....LOL   I wrote a story.  Now remember this is a fictional story with a lot of famous names... because well I live in the culture of hip hop so therefore music is my life.  LOL grab a drink, sit back n relax n shoot go on this spaceballs ride w me....lol lol In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1



       I was away from home on tour, having light dreams and nightmares.  We was on our way to M.I.A. when I feel asleep.  As my eyes closed I could feel my body go into a daze but was suddenly awaken. My pod started talking tongues (wtf) I tried 2 shuffle my tunes but by that time I came 2.  I looked outside and found myself in a green emerald city.  Tried 2 pinch myself but yea that wasn't working, clicked my J's but who knew j's don't fly when there not on Mike.  I couldn't understand how but soon I became addicted 2 that green light.  There was no lions, tigers and bears.  Instead it was greed, hate, and power. The yellow brick road was replaced with songs and poems.  See the city was stealing brains, hearts and courage and corrupting the downloads with virus's.  Some how the wizards had been communicating and left crumbs of how to find ur luv.  See this cast was a bunch of stars who from the directors needed an ego check.  The writers thought the actors 4got about passion, love and pain.  So money was spent years in advance just to see this movie come to pass.  The writers gave 4 different scripts of what the wizards had wrote.  The stars were given their rolls but it was top secret because they found out there was a mole.  See what I got from the actors is that the greed had became the drug, they had to kick it but couldn't find the remedy.  As I got more info everybody was playing 4 their heart, because without it the city would go dark. 

     That's when I got my roll in this action pack script.  I flipped the page and seen Superman find ur Wonder Woman.  Wow do I dare turn this down?  On the bottom it read:  since she is so far gone it's gonna be awhile til you get home.  Oh and they also gave me this final warning:  life is like a confused teacher, she gives the test b4 she'll teach you the lesson.  But if you pass her love becomes urs always n 4ever, plus u save the light.  We can give you all her wishes, pass codes and where she stay at, but trust us its like walking in a death match.  See she left what she loved and got on that passion ride.  She's busy living sex in the city n her friends got a central perk, which means loyalty, trust, friendship, wealth and honesty r the only codes they live by.  So beware when you walk threw that door.  A real sweetheart, special kind of girl, makes you go threw ur I need love LL Cool J phase.  Oh and remember these initials for he's the only 1 who holds ur key.  SC is his name and he will add to ur change.  That's when the script burned in my hand and I was left with a blackberry and an I pad, with a note see what you can do with that.  

     All of a sudden I got my team, 4 vets who been in 4 quite some time.  Names were codes and they were all 007 Berry Bonds type agent fellas.  Introduced themselves as Loso, Dream, Songz and 40.  They put years of homework in me and finally it was time to find this woman.  The adventure I went on had me on a country wide tour.  My team forewarned me sleep with any hood rat and ur woman is gone, see I found out they was sent from the boss.  So tempting me was apart of the scheme.  The partying til all hours of the morning, the groupies OMG how was I not 2 mac?  These chicks were hot and easy did shit that amazed me, damn I just wanted to pop.  I had to stay on focus had 2 earn my diamond.  So 40 and I would figure out ways 2 get this lady 2 look at me.  We'd spend hours on end thinking of a plan... finally Dream said dude she fancy,way out ur league.  If you think you got talent let me coach you on a few things.  See she from the old school all that technology you do, well that's not her class or style.  Here join us on this remix, let her hear ur curious.  With that you can turn her into ur digital girl.  
   
    Well SC had her away at school, word around campus was she don't fuck with nobody.  Damn, that was hard to believe I mean who does that???  My curiosity grew insane I was determined to make this lady love me.  She became more of an obsession for me I was confessing to everybody.  I yearned to make her bedrock, this chick was bad.  Ice cold I just wanted to warm her nights, the best I ever had I wanted all that hair in my hand.  She made me tell Loso "yo call the Luda I'm ready to sell my soul."  She was a special pyt I had to have her put that on me.  Loso laughed "ya kid that's what every dude say til they get the axe."  LOL!!!  "Kick back son you still got work to do, b4 we let her see you."  "See she's looking 4 her 1 in a million, r u really that somebody?"  "Tell me what I got 2 do, I'm ready 4 my boo!"  That's when Dream made a call and Jamie, Kanye, came threw 4 a session.  You can join us on this remix, its sure she won't miss.  

     Couple weeks later Wayne came back and said kid you killing em I just heard Mary say u the 1.  Now go throw it in the bag and do it fancy make this shit last forever, go get her n become successful.  Make games a thing of the past.  Light up the kush pop that Ace, bring back the shuffle go erase the hate.  See this lady stay on her grind from the A.M. 2 P.M., she was bad meaning good she taught you about the game.  She'll tell you do what you do, go kick rocks, come winter the city is mine.  This wasn't no typical video girl she wasn't with that steelo.  I was known as the underdog but little did they know I was going in 4 life.  I was the last hope known to man.  Loso said "Bitch is crazy dog, you might want to chase another honey plus u ain't got her type of money. "   Dream said "u sure? She ain't easy to please."  LOL "Dudes think good thoughts I'm bringing her closer 2 me."  "I'm making love next seasons come back, only thing where do I start?" Shaking my head.
    
     I found out her school & sent D.G. and D.B. as undercover agents for me.  There mission was simple befriend her and get all her info.  Dream pulled a few strings soon it was Songz, J. Holiday and Bobby V, getting in her ear about her x man being so wack.  Then Dre & Timbo gave her that detox, while LL & Usher kept making her booty hop.  I found out she loved to travel so it was impossible to find her in 1 spot.  She was on a mission and SC instilled in her, don't stop til u reach that top.  See only her n him knew what that was and she was willing to die with that secret.  I took a night off n went uptown to club Bedz. Let my head become daze n convo's became my test.  See I met these 3 chicks named Sasha, Ce Ce, n Eve.  Damn all the shit they was telling me, they was sum true freaks.  Kept calling themselves Charlies Angel's n they wanted me to be there lil devil.  They'd give me head for a pic and ass with all 3 for a stack.  The stuff they was doin 2 each other had my man at attention, thought damn no1s around 2 see if I give them a bone.  Shit I was ready 2 sign my soul,what's the worse that can happen?  Right than and there I got a text from my key and this is what it read :  " I hope him missing aint 1 of those 4ever things"  with a picture of her blowing a kiss 2 me.  Damn I came to my senses my baby's in trouble, I need 2 save her on a double.  What I didn't know is Sasha was her F.B.I., had plans 2 incriminate me.  I called  my team "yo, code red I have an F.B.I. whose about to break my focus."  Within seconds I heard Loso & Songz say "Bottoms up bitches, y don't u lick these lolli pops instead."  

     I bounced and wrote my baby back "I love getting messages from you, don't you know I'm missing u 2?"  "Yes boo, promise I'm almost ready 4 u."  "Did you get the songs I sent?"  "Lol yes much props I thought it was cute lol  I mean flattering."  "Well It's only been 3 yrs til I heard back."  She responded " I never said it would be easy, only worth it."  I responded, "Sooner or later you'll have a lust 4 life and realize I'm the best you ever have.  Okay but b4 we get on some ignorant shit of what we had, lets start this right- I'm here 2 stay!!!  I want this 4ever all my games is over.  I want to do the unthinkable baby come over."  "Hello, hello?" My phone had died damn back to my digital girl for some computer love.  I went back to the head quarters for a brief, was told there was a leak.  Some1s taped into the main stream u need to schedule a meeting with SC.

     Flew to Chicago met with the owners, then I got the courage to ask SC for her hand in marriage.  He laughed "wth, get the fuck outta here."  "Shes been making money longer then you been eating honey" LOL "wth is she supposed to do with a starter like you?" 

    Right then I woke up on a bus with a sign saying welcome to Miami.... "WTF"  "Yo 40, Yo 40 I had the craziest dream"  "4 real, well 1st call Mrs. ADG she said she been trying 4 an hour yo." " What? What you talking about."  "Ur wife bro, call her."  "Wait a minute, I thought it was all a dream?"


LOL here's a lil bed time story baby...lol lol lol I gotta stop I'll be here 4 days writing this book.  LOL  Mwah hope u know how much I love you Always n 4ever.  LOL =0*  Love u baby.